I Am He As You Are He As You Are Me And We Are All Together Now. I Am The Forceman They Are The Forcemen I Am The Jedi Goo Goo Goo Joob. Welcome friends. Welcome to Obi-Wan Of The Walrus People's Homepage. Welcome to my magical page full of all kinds of Star Wars Wonders. A special page revealed to me during one of my most extensive Journies throughout this Sleepy Little Galaxy we call home. I came across The Walrus People, who look nothing like walri at all, while exploring the non-continental systems of the Toryan Sector. The Toryans are Monkey People, who look nothing like Monkies at all, and they are very good Friends with the Walrus People. Have I lost you yet? Are have you found me? Eitherways pip pip and off we go. Off we go to meet the Emperor. Not that silly willy Palpatine, but Obi-Wan(not Kenobi) Emperor of all that is perfect without being any good whatsoever. So I found myself in a toy store and proceeded to buy twenty and one fifth pounds of Oklahoma sand.Ich Glaube Meine Apotheke War Nicht Furchtbar Lustig Gestern.. Dig Me A Hole And Hide Away In It. Deep Underneath The Earth Where The Universe Begins, And What Is False Becomes Real, And What Is Real Becomes False.Open Your Hands And Catch The Moon It Falls For You Tonight. You Have Probably Acertained By Now That I'm Not Exactly Right In The Head, But Does That Really Matter? Welcome And Enjoy My Unique Blend Of Humor, The Beatles And Star Wars. Enjoy your stay and come back often. And remember two doses of The Force daily makes for a shinier coat. Welcome to the all new Obi-Wan's Magical Mystery Webpage. Well the look is new at least, all of the content is still old, but I'm working on that. Basically I decided that the old version, while good and very dear to my heart was simply not Y2K compliant. Har Har, and Goo Goo Goo Joob to that overworn catchphrase. So browse around if some misguided wrong turn of fate on the web has led you here. If you like the Beatles and Star Wars, you'll love this place. If not then you'll probably wonder what the hell it's even about. I wonder that myself sometimes. I have a humour section in which I post some of the insane ideas of mine that just need some sort of visualization, a section that spoofs the Whole Paul is Dead thing from the 60's, a section in which I speak out against the hype that is Boba Fett(not the character just the hype),A not that funny, unless you like the Beatles section, about the fictional band "Obi-Wan of The Walrus People", and a section of daily Star Wars thoughts, that unfortunately hasn't been updated since August. In coming months I'll be trying to move away from some of the Beatles content and more towards a Star Wars site with a 60's flare. So stayed tuned all of you Jediketeers out there in Obi-Wanland.